that is just so nasty

that is just so nasty

We are generally in favor of ladies, so it has pained us greatly in the past to not favor lady labels.

The best-known of the woman-oriented wine titans is Little Black Dress. Of late, this has been puzzlingly rebranded and renamed as LBD. (Wasn't the point that little black dresses never go out of style?) The runner up is surely Skinnygirl, the unfortunate offspring of a body-lebrity named Bethenny Frankel.

It would be a stretch to call these substances "wines" when they are, in fact, Yet More Signs that the End Times Are Upon Us.

So we are most pleased to report that ladies now have a legitimately well-made vinous choice to reach for in times of feminine need. The nectarine-hued, plummy Nasty Woman "Progress Pink" ($15) comes courtesy of wine pro Meg Murray, who donates 20% of her net profits to woman-oriented causes such as 50x2050.

What is the grape composition, you might ask? What is the vintage? Kellyanne Conway has declared these data points to be "alternative facts," so we are not in possession of that information at this time. However, we can say that the wine is from Oregon, it is tasty, it is food-friendly, and it will get you through yet another gawd-awful evening spent in your pantsuit staring into the abyss.

tomorrow is the big day!

tomorrow is the big day!

putting the punch in rosé

putting the punch in rosé